
2 beef patties, cheese, bacon, tomato, lettuce. $4.19
Dairy Queen, Port Orchard WA
This was a decent burger. The bacon was thin and not greasy, which is a good thing. The tomato was not very good though.

2 beef patties, cheese, bacon, tomato, lettuce. $4.19
Dairy Queen, Port Orchard WA
This was a decent burger. The bacon was thin and not greasy, which is a good thing. The tomato was not very good though.

Peanuts, vanilla soft serve, hot fudge. $3.89
Dairy Queen, Port Orchard WA
I grew up with Dairy Queen and it was always a treat to get one of their soft serve desserts. Ok, it’s not the best but it brings me back. 🙂

14 pieces $9.99
Domino’s, San Francisco CA
I love chicken wings! Domino’s doesn’t make the best wings (they’re actually on the lame side), but as longs as they’re hot and saucy and can be dipped into blue cheese dressing, then I’m a happy guy. Mmm…

With chow mein. $6.29
Panda Express, Cabazon CA
Orange chicken is probably the most non-Chinese dish you can get, but I still love it, lol! Let’s face it, Panda Express doesn’t really serve Chinese food. This chicken is super greasy and made me still sick afterward but it taste familiar and yummy. What is wrong with me?!

Honey walnut shrimp and Golden Szechuan fish with chow mein. $9.79
Panda Express, Cabazon CA
Ugh, I feel sick just knowing that I consciously decided to eat at Panda Express and I chose probably the worst entree items for you! My greasy Chinese food craving got the best of me but I really shouldn’t have eaten here, but the options were limited. Anyway, I felt disgusting after eating this (and no, I didn’t even begin to finish all of it).

Beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, special sauce, mayo. Comes with French fries and soda. $6.60
Carl’s Jr., San Francisco CA
Ugh, another gross burger from Carl’s Jr. The beef patty is SO small that you can’t even see it! Remind me never to come here again!

Diet Coke.

Live band at The Hotel Utah Saloon.

Black angus beef patty, pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, Santa Fe Sauce, lettuce, tomato. $7.06
Carl’s Jr., San Francisco CA
Fast food burgers NEVER look as good as the menu photos, but this hamburger from Carl’s Jr. is just pathetic! I just want to laugh at how ridiculously small and unappetizing it looks. I guess that’s what I get for succumbing to my fast food urges.

This car owner is in for a surprise!

1/3 pound beef patty, lettuce, tomato, cheese, ketchup and mayo. Served with French fries and soft drink. 145 PHP
Jollibee, Manila PHILIPPINES
This burger tasted pretty similar to those in the States. I’ve found that sometimes hamburgers can taste drastically different depending on the country and the local ingredients used. This was one was decent and hearty enough. The French fries were pretty tasty too!

French fries.

Diet Coke.

Malacanan Palace.

Served with rice and gravy. 120 PHP
Jollibee, Manila PHILIPPINES
I think the counter person liked me because not only did I get a notepad (nobody else seemed to be getting one), but he also gave me two large pieces of chicken instead of just the thigh and leg pictured on the menu. Score, lol! The fried chicken at Jollibee is pretty tasty especially dipped into gravy. Mmm.

Plaza San Luis Complex, Intramuros.

Sweet style meat sauce with ham, sausage, and ground beef served over noodles and topped with cheese. Side 50 PHP
Jollibee, Manila PHILIPPINES
Mmm, I don’t think most Americans have ever tasted Filipino style spaghetti, but it’s the best! I love the sweet meaty sauce, and it’s super addictive. I could eat a huge plate of this and still go back for more. NOMS!

Valentine’s notepad meal freebie. This was the first time I’ve ever received a notepad with a fast food meal. Lol!

Fancy jeepney, Intramuros.

Single 1/8 pound grilled patty with lettuce, mayonnaise and pickle relish. $1.80
Dick’s Drive-In, Seattle WA
We might have been drunk on this night and I might have fallen on my butt in the Dick’s parking lot, but those are all just rumors, lol! Being from Seattle, I absolutely LOVE Dick’s burgers. I’ll even go as far to as to say that I prefer them over In-N-Out, GASP! But it’s true. They have such a distinctive taste and texture, and they go down WAY too easily. Another reason why I don’t think I was drink was that I ordered a Special instead of a Deluxe! I definitely was sober enough to foolishly care about caloric intake. I’m an idiot!

French fries. Soooo good!

Chocolate milkshake.

Beef patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, special mayo. Served with French fries and a drink. 149 PHP
McDonald’s, Boracay PHILIPPINES
OK, this is the last McDonald’s pic for a while, lol! Promise. This cheeseburger was pretty standard and very similar to those in the US. It did it’s job and kept us going between “real” meals. 🙂

French fries.

Beach time, Station 2.