Seasonal veggies, andouille sausage, pepper jack cheese, potatoes, mixed greens. $12
Balancoire, San Francisco CA
I don’t know how this place is as a club, but as a restaurant it SUCKED! Yelp, you failed me on this one. The food was below marginal and the service was cringingly awkward. These scrambled eggs were super runny and overly cheesy. The potatoes were barely cooked and I think the salad had cheap bottled salad dressing on it. I did like the andouille sausage but even they were inconsistently charred and cooked. Boo!
Biscuits. Compimentary
Omg, these were literally jockey pucks. I’m not sure why they even bothered serving them because they felt and tasted like they were over a week old!
Police telephone box, Marina.
Vittle Monster 
LOL!! I hope you used that Phone to report them for “robbing you” of the money you spent on this meal 🙂
Lol, I didn’t but I should have, hehe.
Lol! Your descriptions gave me my morning laughter
Glad you enjoy!
Despite that it was terrible, it really does look great. Talk about a testament to good photography!
The biscuits are lame. But since I don’t eat those anyway…
Yeah, it looked promising when it arrived. 😦