$6.75
Bouchon Bakery, Yountville CA
Ok, this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Bouchon Bakery presses the shit out of their croissant sandwiches so you end up with a flat, condensed buttery mess! Isn’t the joy of eating a croissant the ability to appreciate the airy layers and flaky exterior? Well, they’ve decided that eating a hard puck of food is preferable. Fail!
Rock Mushroom Garden, Rich Botto 2010. Yountville Public Art Walk.
Vittle Monster 
…How can they even call that a croissant??
It should be illegal!
Eewwwwww!
Double ewww!
Urgh! A definite fail in my book too! Why do people have to ruin the simple pleasure that is the glorious croissant?!
You’d think that a place like Bouchon would know better. ;(